"Ah. Mmhmm. I see." He nodded in agreement. "They're very pushy, aren't they? But hey, I get a speed date with tall dark and handsome from the Turks, so I can't complain, can I?" He's teasing, of course. Rude is attractive, but Zack's not interested. Sorry.

"Life is fine. I woke up in the strangest place the other day and can't seem to get back home, but oh well. That's how life goes sometimes, right?"