"The more positive outlook is the Lifestream is rewarding the world for its hard work in protecting the Planet."

In reality, the Lifestream most likely had something wrong with it. Perhaps damaged despite the work they'd done and now they were awaiting on the inevitable death of the Planet where they would all fall into its core and die.

Probably not something he should say aloud in mixed company.

"Are you looking for a job..? I'm sure Tifa would offer you something at Seventh Heaven."