Well, didn't he look absolutely bored. It was actually amusing, it reminded him of the recruiter who had recruited him into the military. Bored. Knowing damn well this wasn't necessarily the best decision for young men and women looking for opportunities.

"Laguna Loire. Recently elected president and also more recently deposited into this world by a shiny green lake. Wish it was the other way around, but unfortunately...?"

He shrugs, then looks around at the table.

"So. What is 'ShinRa Tech'? What would I be doing?"