To be fair, someone would probably be out of their mind if they started something with Winston. From appearance alone, he was well over 500 pounds and despite his friendly appearance, most people that weren't fascinated children were giving him a wide berth.

"Oh, I'm a scientist," said Winston, chuckling at his own private joke. "The name is Winston, and I'm a genetically modified gorilla."

Chews on a oreo dipped in peanut butter.

"From the moon."